As You WIsh

I hope my blog can make you laugh


everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

(via confirmance)


HOW am i expected to go to school when i wake up the same time that it ends

(via fake-mermaid)


adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”

me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

(Source: deaneggsandsam, via iteleport)


everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see

(via iteleport)

  • me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
  • me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord


mom: so hun i was in your room

and i accidentally started going through your stuff

and i found your phone

it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

(via confirmance)


insects bug me

(Source: gingercutie, via fake-mermaid)

Weed - Marijuana