As You WIsh

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So iv’e been learning parkour/ dance and I did this while working out today

prevalere:

so I submitted my url a few weeks ago as a joke and then I went to target today and saw this omg

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(via confirmance)

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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ericisntfunny:

My my would you look at the time…

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snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

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jakemalik:

taylorthebloody:

ppitte:

It has come to my attention that a lot of people haven’t played this game so pay attention:

Grab a friend and tie your hands as the following picture shows

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Now try getting yourselves free well maybe not free but apart from each other, so that the ropes aren’t tangled together, without opening the knots or otherwise removing the rope from around your wrists. It is possible.

im sorry friend but your arm must go

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Good game

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